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Ah, the quest for perfection is an ardous one, but it is one I am nevertheless willing to undertake. My loyal readers have said I should give up searching for my dream woman and just enjoy the succulent flesh of as many females as possible. But damn, this isn’t The Book of Laughter and Forgetting [...]
Uh-oh. XXXmatch.com has totally spoiled me. I had this realization this morning over a cup of finely-brewed espresso. I thought ‘XXXmatch has spoiled you just like living in Italy for two years spoiled you, you got used to having too much of the best.’ Yes, when I lived in Italy, I always had an overwhelming [...]
I am a horny bastard. You all know this by now. An my desire arrives at the most random of moments. And so thank fuck for XXXmatch.com. The thrilling thing about this particular XXX dating site is that no matter what time of day it is, there are hundreds of local nymphomaniacs online waiting to [...]
I messaged Tegan, the hotter of the two hotties from my absurd threesome. She was actually fucking interested in meeting me alone. Can you believe it? I kind of couldn’t believe it. I think she’s out to get get some sort of revenge on Sara. Or maybe she’s genuinely interested in me. She certainly seems [...]
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Other than online dating how else do you meet women? I’m a very busy guy and I liked how convenient the internet made dating so I joined xxxmatch.com. I had to really sift through the women but I knew just like anywhere I’d eventually find a good fuck. I decided that I was going to [...]