Hahhahaha! I have to start this blog post with a laugh after reading over my post from last week. Okay, so um, my quest for perfection is over, and not because I found perfect, but because I realized perfect isn’t fun. Last Friday night, after an absurdly stressful day at work, I came home and [...]
I found perfect. You don’t believe me, do you? But it’s true. Look, I know this whole quest has been foolish and I know a lot of my dear readers don’t even believe ‘perfection’ exists. However, I had been with a lot of near-perfect women through XXXmatch.com, and when so many had come so close [...]
I just had the weirdest goddamn experience ever! I think I should be laughing about it. I think. I can’t decide. My balls are as blue as ever, and I just jacked off in the bathroom at work twice! I will let you know if I’m laughing once I’m feeling a little less frustrated. I [...]
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