God Loves Sex

By Nathan Marshall on August 19, 2011

It’s hard for most people, even the most ardent believers of doctrine, to reconcile the notion that sex is only for procreation; it simply feels too damn good! And if God is the all-powerful dude they make him out to be he’s got to be keeping an eye on what we’re up to, he’s got to be surfing the net…most likely though he’s got to be doing it with like the most mega chip ever made! So if he has made sex to be good-and he knows, it certainly is good-and he knows what’s going on with us mere mortals down here, then he’s got to be aware of all the good sites like xxxmatch and its’ ilk that provide like-minded populations a place to meet, hang-out to maybe meet off-line to enjoy that good thing he gave us.

He’s probably not so hung-up either on who is having sex with whom. An enlightened all-knowing being has got to have a lot more crap to handle on any given day then to worry about who is gay, who is bi and how they are or are not having sex. Really, God knows how good it all feels rubbing our pink parts into someone else’s pink parts, would it really even be his worry what parts are coming together and when?

In a way a good sex site, a Facebook or a xxxmatch, seeing that so many people are on them, are a lot like church. All these like-minded people coming on to be together, to find a connection, to worship in fact at the temple of their desires, skills and pleasures, God’s just got to be happy we are all finding one another for that much fun and good times.

He knows we have wagged enough wars, maybe all he ever really wanted for us to really spend our time over was sex and all the great sites we now have that can get us it.

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